beer pong: arlington, va

yep, everybody is a winner...unless of course, you're in the loser bucket.

speaking cellphone: beijing, china

nothing i write is gonna be funnier than this sign. (thank you joanna)

vintage clothing: washington, dc

repent or burn: landover, md

how exactly do you believe on jesus?

more VCR's: washington, dc

sigh.

metro sign: paris, france

love the R and the O...just wish MET had the same look. (thank you katie and tyler)

no parking anytime: washington, dc

i can't tell if this was stenciled or not.

fine clothing: washington, dc

homade hotdog: greenville, sc

ohhh, where do i begin...the awesome spelling or the fact that a homemade hot dog scares the begeezus out of me. (thank you laurie and shea)

three/d motors: washington, dc

for those of you with only 2D motors, you are SOL buddy.

tele-vision repair: washington, dc

why stop there? how 'bout some wire-less head-sets?

'o' street entrance: washington, dc

'o' noooooooo.

right price grocery: greenville, sc

so what exactly does a "grocery" store carry? (thank you laurie and shea)

atlas theatre: washington, dc

tattoos and pepper spray: washington, dc

umm, wtf?!

convenient store: arlington, va

ahhh, the produces aisle.

driver's needed: glen burnie, md

guess what isn't needed. (thank you jamie)

restaurant sign: washington, dc

what's really sad is that this sign is across the street from the Lincoln Theatre. ACROSS THE STREET!!!!!!

drug store: washington, dc

i think i'll go to CVS instead.

preganant: rockville, md

umm, i think you need help. (thank you diz)

big ben: washington, dc

loading zone: starkville, ms

do dot try this at home. (thank you jason)

joe's souvenir hq: washington, dc

please tell me they ran out of room.

high blood pressure: boston, ma

may be, maybe not.

sea wall graffiti: marshfield, ma

these kids are startin' young.

forks tavern restaurant: pennsville, nj

ken's carry-out: washington, dc

it's best to keep a limited menu.

closed sign: washington, dc

so close, yet so far away.

ny avenue car wash: washington, dc

it has sequins!!!!!

band sign: washington, dc

before craigslist...

ibiza club: washington, dc

liquor watch repair: washington, dc

what time is it? cocktail hour.